Fifty Shades of Grey…Or…Fifty Shades of Torture…

Fifty Shades of Grey…this book has scared the hell out of so many men around the world…and now again they have to go through the same torture…because the movie based on the book is about to release…god knows when but I doubt they will release it in India…

Anyways I was thinking about writing a post on this topic since so long but was avoiding it…god knows why…I was having a discussion about this book with Vicky…suddenly he asked ‘Am I as good as Christan Grey’…I was little upset because he is outstanding in bed…he knows this too but this asshole Christan Grey has forced every other men on this planet to think as if they are some kinda losers…

So I decided to pick up my tab…I want to make it very clear to all you men out there…you guys are just awesome in bed…no need to read this book or listen to the crap of others too…

In this book…Christan has been sexually trained by Mrs. Robbinson…like almost for 6 years…you want to call it BDSM or what ever…but in reality she taught him every move and how to give pleasure to woman in bed…after that he started exploiting other women…

Now I am quite sure…if all the other guys in this world…will get the same opportunity to get trained by some cooger like for six years…they will be as good as Mr. Grey…so guys just stop worrying about your performances in bed…I am sure you people are doing super great in bed with your partners…

Besides sex is an art…the more you practice…the more expert you gonna become…and if you don’t believe me…try to recall your first time and your last time…now you see what I mean šŸ˜‰

And of course…all you ladies…stop torturing your men to death…they are doing great…secondly like communication…sex is a two way process…even if your partner is as good as Christan Grey…he can’t perform until you cooperate…

So what are you waiting for…go pick up your partner in crime…put on a condom…and have a rocking sex tonight…till next time šŸ˜€

Love ā¤ AARYA

PS…I am huge fan of Fifty Shades…but I also have the balls to say what is right or wrong…

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2 thoughts on “Fifty Shades of Grey…Or…Fifty Shades of Torture…”

  1. haha! Aarya! I hate this book that I read two years back..found it a tale of perverted sex and over the top, not that it makes me lame. I mean, sex is fine in a book but this one was too much.

    1. Hahaha…yeah its a little sophisticated version of mills and boon šŸ˜‰

      But what I couldn’t understand that why media has made so much fuss about it…there have been many good novels written in the past on this kinda a bold topics…in fact they were way much better than shades of grey…I was actually on the verge of spitting it out and finally I did šŸ™‚

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